Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, “I am a litterer.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
Until the Port Arthur Killings it was legal to own an AK-47 but not legal to be gay.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
An ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.
It is illegal for ones car to run out of gas on the Autobahn.
Every office must have a view of the sky, however small.
A pillow can be considered a “passive” weapon.